Duck

Nice pond, you got here.  I'm just passing through.  If you got a Guest Book, I'd be happy to sign it.  My name is Mallard Drake.  I don't really know how to write.  I just put my foot on an ink pad and make my mark.

One of the other ducks here, told me Freddie Fox lives nearby.  I certainly don't want to meet him.  That's why I spend most of my time in the water rather than on the shore!  Ouch, that little turtle just nipped at my foot!  Get away there!  

Mallard