Squirrel

Those fox pups make me so nervous, I just gotta find something to eat.  Don't talk to me about terrorism.  Everyday, I stand watch.  If it isn't a fox, its a dog or a cat.  I even have to jump at shadows!

Have you seen Harry?  They say he's a nice enough fellow. You couldn't prove it by me.  He's always after me to join him for dinner.  Next time, you get all bent out of shape cause I'm at your bird feeder, remember us Squirrels gotta' eat too.

Simon Squirrel